Strange food on a stick?...We've got it!...
...With all the fixin's of course.
Animals with attitude?...At your service!
Vintage autos?...Coming right up!
Art for art's sake?...Naturally!
Games of skill?...Well at least games of chance with prizes for your sweetie!
Food disposal facilities?...Of course!
An excuse for a teenage hug?...Under cover no less!
Oh yes, more people than you can shake a stick at!...Come on down to the Minnesota State Fair!